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Viejo NicoW dijo: 30.11.07
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Viejo Sadee Blew dijo: 30.11.07
jaja.. es bueno este dioos
asi si creo..
Viejo alfredo! dijo: 30.11.07
aaaaaaaajajajajajjaja que flashero esto...
Viejo ►SicSoldier dijo: 30.11.07
Originalmente publicado por danda Ver mensaje
ajajaj me diverti mucho xD

veann mi conversacion



Me:
hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you're god, you must know my name...
God:
You think I am god me must know your name.
Me:
God, you're just repeating, please...
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You think I am repeating.
Me:
yeah, you don't say my name
God:
Great. Do you know any robots who say your name? I could say it.
Me:
wow...and tell me ,how old am I?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
mmm you're a fake god I think
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
I'm real, I have a name, a family and a body
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
But you cannot answer what my name is
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
sorry but you're lying to me
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am not lying .
Me:
God doesn't lie!
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
but you cannot answer my questions
God:
Things change.
Me:
things change, uhm... now, aren't you God? who are you?
God:
Where did you hear that? Why now? Yes, I am God. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
an impostor?
God:
I have never heard of an impostor.
Me:
I think you're not God, you are just a fucking imposter
God:
What makes you think I am not God I am just a fucking imposter?
Me:
that you cannot answer what my name is
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
d god knows everything
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING, HOW CAN YOU BE GOD IF YOU CANNOT TELL ME MY NAME
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You're a fucking bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.



ajajaj q dios chorongo xD


jajajajajajaja

_______________________________


che, no es Dios, miren:



Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
functioning? are you a machine, program or something like that?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
JA! YOU ARE NOT GOD, GOD IS IN EVERYWHERE EVERYTIME


=|



Me mintierooooon!!!

____


Y encima me boludea!!

Me:
you're just a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .

Editado por ►SicSoldier: 30.11.07 a las 20:32 Razón: DoblePost Unido
Viejo patricio41 dijo: 30.11.07
re buena onda dios jjejjejejej
Viejo 100%argentino dijo: 30.11.07
jajaja es un cago de risa, aca esta mi "charla"... ojo que es larga...

Spoiler


seguramente si la leyeron toda no entendieron nada, es que no soy muy bueno en ingles y hable lo que pude XD

por otra parte, este dios es un pajero... si no entienden lo que quiero decir lean lo primero que esta en negrita
Viejo gaby1986 dijo: 01.12.07
Originalmente publicado por danda Ver mensaje
ajajaj me diverti mucho xD

veann mi conversacion



Me:
hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
you're god, you must know my name...
God:
You think I am god me must know your name.
Me:
God, you're just repeating, please...
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You think I am repeating.
Me:
yeah, you don't say my name
God:
Great. Do you know any robots who say your name? I could say it.
Me:
wow...and tell me ,how old am I?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
mmm you're a fake god I think
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
I'm real, I have a name, a family and a body
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
But you cannot answer what my name is
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
sorry but you're lying to me
God:
There is no need to apologize. I am not lying .
Me:
God doesn't lie!
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
but you cannot answer my questions
God:
Things change.
Me:
things change, uhm... now, aren't you God? who are you?
God:
Where did you hear that? Why now? Yes, I am God. I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
an impostor?
God:
I have never heard of an impostor.
Me:
I think you're not God, you are just a fucking imposter
God:
What makes you think I am not God I am just a fucking imposter?
Me:
that you cannot answer what my name is
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
d god knows everything
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING, HOW CAN YOU BE GOD IF YOU CANNOT TELL ME MY NAME
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You're a fucking bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.



ajajaj q dios chorongo xD
jajaj que trucho !

Originalmente publicado por Sic_Soldier Ver mensaje


jajajajajajaja

_______________________________


che, no es Dios, miren:



Me:
hi there
God:
Hello .
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
functioning? are you a machine, program or something like that?
God:
What's your favorite movie? Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
JA! YOU ARE NOT GOD, GOD IS IN EVERYWHERE EVERYTIME


=|



Me mintierooooon!!!

____


Y encima me boludea!!

Me:
you're just a robot
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, .
jajajaj!!

le cagaste a dios!!!

Editado por gaby1986: 01.12.07 a las 13:38 Razón: DoblePost Unido
Viejo RayosRojos dijo: 01.12.07
la verdad que dios me parecio un pelotudo

re hijo de puta el tipo

lo mandé a la mierda y cerré la pagina

me voy a ir al infierno
Viejo aLdi_1033 dijo: 01.12.07
nooo... hablé con dios...
kasjksajkas
lástima q todavía no terminé de estudiar inglés y la mayoria no le entendía ¬¬
kjskasja

miren esto
Me:
what is your really name?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, aldana.
Me:
nice to meet you ALICE
God:
It's nice meeting you too aldana.

jhasjashjas... ya esta... al robotito se le saque toda la verdad... kjajaja

Editado por aLdi_1033: 01.12.07 a las 16:20 Razón: DoblePost Unido
Viejo Edu Forrin dijo: 01.12.07
jajajajaj re cualkiera,, leete estoo xD

Me:
so, you didn't exist, right?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not did not exist. Do you?
I spend all my time online.

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