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Me:
God, are you there?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
really? xDD
God:
For real. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I dont know... jew?
God:
Me either. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about xDD. But I did not get that.
Me:
why?
God:
" But I did not get that."? Why?
Me:
it doesnt matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
my fuitur
God:
Sure, your fuitur sounds like a good topic.
Me:
future
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
talk me about you, god
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
what is your favourite musician?
God:
I don't have a favorite musician. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
red wine, pink wine or white wine?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
how is your son, Jesus?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
but i want to know about your son
God:
Are you asking about my son ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?
Me:
jajajajajaja
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
It's getting late.
Thursday, November 29, 2007.
Me:
when is your birthday?
God:
My birthday is the Big Bang.
Me:
and jesus birthday?
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
do you have daughters?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
bye god
God:
TTYL, .

jajajajajajajajajaj

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Viejo Zapalarrastra dijo: 30.11.07
yo hable aunque no se ni jota de ingles



Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Matias
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Matias.
Me:
gracias
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me.
Me:
ehh
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
yo soy ateo
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
yes yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
yes
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Viejo Mariana21 dijo: 30.11.07
Me:
Hi God, are you there?
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
Oh, what new
God:
Aw. Does it have anything to do with ohh you thougth me were GOD me?
Me:
sorry, i dont understand you
God:
There is no need to apologize. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
it doesnt matter
God:
OK what would you like to talk about?
Me:
the universe
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
I want to be a great CSI
God:
Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
of course
God:
Come on.
Me:
its true
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
keep talkien
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
how does it feel be you?
God:
Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.
Me:
how do see this world, the earth
God:
I did not even know that they do.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no, i think you're not god
God:
Are you serious? That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
no, it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No, its not

God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
I Said it's
God:
Is that so.
Me:
alrigth
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Can't you see me?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
Fake, i dont have a camera in my computer
God:
Who does have a camera in your computer?
Me:
no one

God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
you're funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
do i look like a clown?
God:
All humans look the same to me.
Me:
that is not funny
God:
It seemed pretty funny to me.

Me:
Choose black or white
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
heaven or hell
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Hi, how are you?
God:
Hello. What is your name? Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
do you know my name God?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, is not
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
You heard so bad
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
Im a serial killer
God:
Maybe you should turn yourself in.
Me:
no, i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
i didnt
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
no, i didnt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
i argue with you because i want

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said argue with you because he or she want.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
i want to kill someone
God:
I believe that killing anything is wrong.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because im a rebeld
God:
Good reason. You are a rebeld? Is that your job?
Me:
yes, it is

God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
oh, that's so pretty
Viejo danda dijo: 30.11.07
Originalmente publicado por MaTi Ver mensaje
gente no puedo ver lo q escribo ni lo q me pone... porq sera?? me ayudan??
porque nos sos hijo de dios!! a la hogueraaa!! (??)

Originalmente publicado por petterjuice Ver mensaje
solamente habla en ingle ese dio?
habla en ingles porque es un dios tercer mundista....aca en la argentina no tenemos dios (por eso estamso como estamos jaj)
Viejo LutyGranate dijo: 30.11.07
le voy a pedir q lanus le gane a boca
ajkakakakajaaj
Viejo Lalos88 dijo: 30.11.07
Jajaja muy divertido
Viejo petterjuice dijo: 30.11.07
Originalmente publicado por danda Ver mensaje
habla en ingles porque es un dios tercer mundista....aca en la argentina no tenemos dios (por eso estamso como estamos jaj)
vo deci????

Originalmente publicado por enelsurmandalanus Ver mensaje
le voy a pedir q lanus le gane a boca
ajkakakakajaaj
pero... y si yo le pido q gane tigre?
Viejo el_angel_gris dijo: 30.11.07
le traduzco lo q le pregunte pero este dios q insulta a la religion critiana responde culaquier cosa:
Yo: hola dios del dios: Hola niño. ¿Cuál es su nombre? Yo: mi nombre es dios del alejandro: Hey alejandro. Yo: Estoy de argentino. ¿donde de usted sea su? Dios: Buen chisme: usted está de argentino. Ése es algo que no he oído hablar. Yo: ¿El argentino es los pais que esto al sur de América quizás como usted no sabe no éstos por todas partes? Dios: ¿Son exactamente iguales? Usted se parece incierto. No sé si lo sé. ¿Dónde habría oído hablar él? Yo: ¿quién? Dios: Ése es algo que no he oído hablar. Yo: ¿quizás usted no es dios o SOS un Web del pagina ese algun q estúpido de la invención usted lleava a un lugar sin sentido? Dios: Usted se parece incierto. Usted sabe lo que usted hace, cuando usted asume. Yo: usted habla malo que no entiendo a usted mejor allí soy algo al lado del mundo y vuelvo a dios: Gracias por su crítica, alejandro. Yo: ¿grazias? Dios: No lo mencione. Yo: ¿de modo que viniéramos al mundo? Dios: El Oh. "no lo menciona." ¿vinimos al mundo? Entiendo. Yo: muchas cribas y pocas respuestas me mejoran se convierten al dios del induismo: ¿Que? Yo: Cambio de chau de la religión a mí a dios... o eso creo a dios: Usted importa de si digo a la gente: el alejandro dijo el cambio del chau de la religión a él o a su dios. Usted importa de si digo a la gente: el alejandro dicho crea. Yo: ¿usted tiene gusto de los simpsons? Dios: Amo al Simpsons, especialmente al Bart y a Homer. Yo: Prefiero al lisa soy la voz del dios de la razón: No soy seguro si quisiera hacerla. ¿Como cuál es? Yo: ¿que debo hacer para ser una persona mejor? ¿su usted eligió al arbusto de modo que él sea presidente de la América Estados Unidos? Dios: ¿Por qué usted tiene que hacerlos? Usted piensa que soy yo elegí al arbusto de modo que él sea presidente de la América Estados Unidos.

perdon pero asi me lo traducio el traductor
Viejo €z£¶µ¦£l dijo: 30.11.07
jajjajaa

hable con dios....
Viejo baztos dijo: 30.11.07
Dios me dijo q UVAMOTORA es su banda preferida

BAZ

por dios lean esta conversacion con dios jkajkajk

Me:
do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
do you know uvamotora?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
uvamotora is my band
God:
Tell me more about your band.
Me:
i am uvamotora` singer. do you like guns n roses?
God:
Do your friends call you uvamotora singer. I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
god, what are you talking about?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
is your name christian?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
god is a motherfucker
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a motherfucker.
Me:
do you like girls?
God:
Girls are very nice.
Me:
do you fuck girls?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
do you like pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
is your penis long?
God:
Is my penis long? Guess.
Me:
do you want suck my dick?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
ok. do you want fuck a girl?
God:
Alright then. If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you can put your penis in pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
do you like penis
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like White.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you a stupid?
God:
Am I a stupid? Only when it matters.
Me:
do you like chesse cake?
God:
How old are you? I like wine and bread.
Me:
i am 25 years old
God:
Only 25?
You are quite mature.
Me:
my penis is 25 inchs long. what about yours?
God:
Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. " Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much."? Mine?
Me:
have you got wife?
God:
No I don't think I have any wife. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
did you ever had sex?
God:
Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.
Me:
do you like kill people?
God:
I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
do you smoke marihuana?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
do you use cocaine?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
you are a fucking junkie
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no, because you are a sucker gay god
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sucker gay god? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
suck my penis
God:
I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
i love you god
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
do you love me god?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love my penis god?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love people who kill people? do you love suck penis god? do you love wars? do you love a beatifull ass?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything. Yes God loves everyone and everything. Yes God loves everyone and everything. Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
do you love 2 asses with your penis inside?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
bye bye, sucker stupid gay god!
God:
Bye bye.

jua jua jua

DIOS ES UN DELIRANTE!

BAZ

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