Test "online" de embarazo... GRATIS!!! :O!!!

Jaja, esta página es muy graciosa. Ponen su nombre y después de un "exhaustivo" análisis les dice si están embarazadas... o embarazadOs!!!

Después les dice si es un nene o una nena, les dice quien es el padre (aunque pueden "elegir otro papi" ) y les muestra el certificado de nacimiento, con su nombre y hasta la madrina y el padrino!!!

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A mi me salió esto:
1era vez:
Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Diego! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

2da vez:
No pregnancy detected

Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below. =/

Perdí mi embarazo!!!! Re-test!!!

3era vez:
Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Diego! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

Ahora si, revivió, tengo un bebé zombie.

Es un nené! ¿Quién será el padre?:
Michael Jackson <<--------

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.

:O!!!!!!

Y me dijo que se va a llamar "Benjamin Jackson Jackson", y obvio que mi hijo se va a llamar Benjamin, por Ben el de Lost. Lo de Michael Jackson debe ser verdad también.... =/

Horas de diversión para toda la familia.

Créditos a mi hermano arielj, que no se de donde sacó esa página

PD: Layla dice (03:19 p.m.):
pone el test de embarazo en el forro asi me robo un post 8-)

VIENE A ROBAR! A LA HOGUERA!!!

Primero me dio negativo, pero vieron como es esto....

A la segunda me salio

Pregnancy detected!




El papá de mi bebé es re feo!!

(la segunda opción era el cartero )

Voy a tener una beba muy fea que se va a llamar Sue Emma Hogg

Pd: Jamás dije nada del robo.... a una embarazada no se la acusa, che!!

Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Victoria! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

It's A Girl!
Victoria, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 13 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Boss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).



Eii, qué onda , este tipo anda con todas !

Qué noticia más tristee!!

Elpadre de mi hijo es una mujer, pero la 2da opcion era Fabio nose quien es, es nene y tiene ojos marrones, pelo marron, creo que salio al padre.

Estoy embarazado


It's A Boy! Federico, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 9 oz and have brown hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .


Bill O'Reilly Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings.

EY!!!! ese es mi hijo! y se llama Antony...el papá es un tal pee wee, un mimo, supongo que por eso salio tan blanquito

Rechan! Voy a parir un bebé de 6 meses, con el cartero que nunca viene a casa...

Spoiler

Online Pregnancy Test Results


Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Guánder Guóman! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

<H1>Online Pregnancy Test: It's A Boy!



It's A Boy! Guánder Guóman, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 5 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .


The Mailman Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. How are you going to explain this 'Special Delivery' to your hubby?
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chelita88, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 1 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

y el padre es ... :

The Pool Guy Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...


[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Jime%21/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]y mi hija se llama Natalie brooke pool guy jajajaja me mato, buenisimo!

EL FRUTO DE MI VIENTRE




Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Gabriela! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.





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It's A Girl!



Gabriela, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 2 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.





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Bill Clinton



Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.






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2006! (YA NACIO!!!!)











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