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Viejo Chica del Pórtico dijo: 16.11.08


It's A Girl!
devo, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 11 lbs, 13 oz and have brown hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


y el papá...



Fabio
You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

muy weno..

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Viejo Nena Limonada dijo: 16.11.08
JAJAJAJA, un bebe zombiii xDDDDD

Spoiler de Mi test


OK, me encanto, iba todo bien.. PERO.. WTFFFF!!!!!?? una mina, encima una vejestoria re fiera, es el "padre" d mi criaturita?!?!
noo, no me la dejo asi..

Spoiler de el otro papa


fiuuu...no esta mal
Viejo ~ÆØN~ dijo: 17.11.08
Spoiler de nuestro bebe

Spoiler de el padre de la criatura
Viejo ★Sister of Night★ dijo: 17.11.08
No pregnancy detected
Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.

Voy a probar muchas veces hasta que me toque brad pitt o jesse spencer como padre (?)
Viejo Aetia dijo: 17.11.08
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Valeria! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.



It's A Boy!
Valeria, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 13 oz and have blonde hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!



Bill O'Reilly
Girl, you got no class. Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings








genial, lo estoy abortando desde hoy a la mañana
Viejo juliancoi dijo: 29.11.08
Que idiotes, el papá del mio es arnold swhartzeneger
Viejo santy6j dijo: 30.11.08
Yo quede embarazado a la segunda vez
Es un Niño y el padre es....
Jesse Jackson

Y este quien mierda es???!!!!
Viejo Saturday_22 dijo: 12.02.09

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Ana Laura! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.




It's A Girl! Ana Laura, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.




Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal.



lareputmadrequelorecontraparió!!!! y yo que le tenía miedo...




De última, "Natalie Erin Jackson" queda lindo no? =S
Viejo cannelle dijo: 12.02.09

Pregnancy detected!
Congratulations, Candela! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.


It's A Boy!


Candela, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.


The Neighbor Kid
Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .


MIREN EL PAPUCHO QUE ME AGARRÉ...
Viejo Vesícula dijo: 13.02.09
dice que un nene, y pelirrojo!
Y éste su papá...

The Neighbor Kid





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