It's A Boy! Esteban, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 7 lbs, 6 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
The Pope Oh, girl- that is just so
wrong on so many levels, we don't even know where to begin. Thanks for bringing down the Catholic Church single-handedly.
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