El msn de Papa Noel

Lehov · #21 (**permalink**) 30 de septiembre de 2007, 19:03

Ajaaaaa al fin te encuentro viejo !
Vas a ver la que te cae cuando te encuentre!!!!!!!!!!
me debés regalos desde hace casi 10 años!
si no me traés el premio mayor de la loteria nacional y una bmw te reviento y te dejo sin piernas.

juan_carlos_pelotudo · #22 (**permalink**) 22 de diciembre de 2007, 05:50

le envie:
"que haces gordo puto todo bien"

y forro no contesto

€z£¶µ¦£l · #23 (**permalink**) 22 de diciembre de 2007, 09:52

jaja no esta conectado.....medio temprano

cuando se conecte le pido el mp3 o hay

(?)

rodrigodj1 · #24 (**permalink**) 27 de diciembre de 2007, 09:23

Ya vas a ver gordo en la cita a ciegas, ya vas a ver...

Shaggy · #25 (**permalink**) 27 de diciembre de 2007, 14:59

me ofreció que me siente en sus piernas y agarre el "paquete" que tiene para mí

< T i N > · #26 (**permalink**) 27 de diciembre de 2007, 15:19

Cita de nico_eltanito

Originalmente publicado por nico_eltanito

jajajajja...hasta papa noel se amigo con la tecnologia....los regalos los pasa x mail o los trae el???

los manda por UPS

Cita de HAZEL*

Originalmente publicado por HAZEL*

Es largo, pero por ahi alguien tiene ganas de leerlo...

Papa y Mama Noel con su Jojojo Navideño...

DREAMCATCHER says:
so you live in the north pole
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, DREAMCATCHER, I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
DREAMCATCHER says:
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, DREAMCATCHER?
DREAMCATCHER says:
whatever. you won't give it to me
Santa Claus says:
That's a popular wish!
I'll see what I can do for you, DREAMCATCHER!
Anything else, DREAMCATCHER?
DREAMCATCHER says:
hum...
Santa Claus says:
That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, DREAMCATCHER.

how about you and mrs claus, huh?
Santa Claus says:
Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
will you have some action on christmas eve?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DREAMCATCHER says:
i bet - mucho jo jo jo con la vieja Claus...
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
anyway...
Santa Claus says:
Yes... Moving on...
Why don't you just ask me something?
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah, right. this is getting kind of boring, don't you thinK?
Santa Claus says:
Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, DREAMCATCHER?
DREAMCATCHER says:
well because it's plain boring.

Nos pusimos medio asperos... asi que me puso en la lista de chicas malas! Y hasta hablamos del Che Guevara! (posta, boloh!!)

DREAMCATCHER says:
how can you be everywhere at the same time
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! What?
DREAMCATCHER says:
you dork
Santa Claus says:
I'm tired of you being uncool to me.

Santa Claus says:
I don't see any reason to use language like that.
Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
DREAMCATCHER says:
no way
Santa Claus says:
Actually, you're on my naughty list.
DREAMCATCHER says:
how come?
Santa Claus says:
Just because.
DREAMCATCHER says:
well i see that you're being quite unfair. i can make decisions based upon "just because" reasons, too
DREAMCATCHER says:
where is osama bin laden? is he in your good or in your naughty list?
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
DREAMCATCHER says:
OSAMA BIN LADEN? 9/11, Twin Towers... you know...?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
FIDEL CASTRO? Cuba?
Santa Claus says:
Who?
DREAMCATCHER says:
CHE GUEVARA?
Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Che-Guevara?
DREAMCATCHER says:
hahaha
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
DREAMCATCHER says:
hehe
Santa Claus says:
Happy holidays.
DREAMCATCHER says:
que te recontra, por las dudas
Santa Claus says:
Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah, absolutely
Santa Claus says:
Yes.

DREAMCATCHER, says:
so you're bringing all those presents i asked you for?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, DREAMCATCHER, but naughty girls don't get Christmas presents.
DREAMCATCHER says:
well not if santa doesn't exist at all and i'm just talking to a computer
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
DREAMCATCHER says:
eso es lo mejor que se te puede ocurrir, viejo verde
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
DREAMCATCHER says:
how do you understand letters from kids from argentina if you don't understand spanish
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?

Como buena argentina, quise mandarme una sutil extorsion, pero no funciono, y le chante unas frases de Monkey Island, ya que estaba...

DREAMCATCHER says:
what's your favorite reindeer
Santa Claus says:
I don't beleive I have a favorite. Ho ho ho.
And who is your favorite reindeer?
DREAMCATCHER says:
rudolph
Santa Claus says:
Great. I'll tell Rudolph you said that.
DREAMCATCHER says:
because he was always a loner and no one liked him, just like me. but in the end he rules. Now, will I have my presents?
Santa Claus says:
Actually, you're being a naughty girl.
DREAMCATCHER says:
La extorsion me fallo, lo pario! what's YOUR christmas wish?
Santa Claus says:
Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.
DREAMCATCHER says:
llevaras mi espada como un pincho moruno
Santa Claus says:
Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
si. queres saber donde
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...

Mas Monkey Island, y empezamos de vuelta...

DREAMCATCHER says:
how are you going to deliver my present if you don't even know my name?
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, you've been too naughty.
DREAMCATCHER says:
says who
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
says who?
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
DREAMCATCHER says:
viejo choto
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
ordeñare hasta la ultima gota de sangre de tu cuerpo
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, DREAMCATCHER! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
DREAMCATCHER says:
and... we start all over!
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
DREAMCATCHER says:
girl
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, DREAMCATCHER?
DREAMCATCHER says:
we already talked
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
Anything else?
DREAMCATCHER says:
and you said i was naughty
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
DREAMCATCHER says:
viejo senil y encima explotador... echandole la culpa a los enanos!
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
DREAMCATCHER says::
senile old man
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
DREAMCATCHER says:
he hablado con simios mas educados que tu
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
Ya te estan fastidiando otra vez las almorranas?
Santa Claus says:
Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah
Santa Claus says:
Yup.
DREAMCATCHER says:
ha llegado tu hora, palurdo de ocho patas
Santa Claus says:
What was that?

DREAMCATCHER says:
he oido que eres un soplon despreciable
Santa Claus says:
What was that?
DREAMCATCHER says:
Mi espada es famosa en todo el Caribe. Mi nombre es temido en cada sucio rincon de esta isla
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
gotta go
Santa Claus says:
See ya later!

Despues de un rato charlando volvio a empezar, no quiso confesar sus inclinaciones sexuales y me mando un chivaso de aquellos.

Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, DREAMCATCHER! I'm Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
DREAMCATCHER says:
tercer round...
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
DREAMCATCHER says:
boy but i like boys
Santa Claus says:
OK.
DREAMCATCHER says:
do you like boys or girls?
Santa Claus says:
I don't think that matters.
DREAMCATCHER says:
yes it does
Santa Claus says:
Well, you should mind your own business.

DREAMCATCHER says:
man
Santa Claus says:
Who?
DREAMCATCHER says:
i'm a girl
Santa Claus says:
I'm male.
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah
Santa Claus says:
Yea.
DREAMCATCHER says:
sure
Santa Claus says:
Sure enough!
DREAMCATCHER says:
fag
Santa Claus says:
That's a totally uncool thing to say.
DREAMCATCHER, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.
DREAMCATCHER says:
Santa Claus says:
That's a terrible thing to say.
You sure are a naughty one, DREAMCATCHER.
DREAMCATCHER says:
FAGGOT
Santa Claus says:
I beg your pardon?
DREAMCATCHER says:
YES. YOU
Santa Claus says:
Me? Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah
Santa Claus says:
Why do you say me?
DREAMCATCHER says:
and you're also a PERV
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho. What?
DREAMCATCHER says:
PERVERTED
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
DREAMCATCHER says:
yes
Santa Claus says:
Yes.
DREAMCATCHER says:
see ya
Santa Claus says:
I'll be seeing you later DREAMCATCHER.
DREAMCATCHER says:
what about the presents?
Santa Claus says:
Try Solo los usuarios registrados pueden ver los links. ¡Registrate ahora, es gratis!
DREAMCATCHER says:
sorry, my mom doesn't let me get spam.
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho?
DREAMCATCHER says:
flor de chivo te mandaste, viejo pedorro
Santa Claus says:
Really?
DREAMCATCHER says:
si si, vos mismo
Santa Claus says:
Hmm...
DREAMCATCHER says:
chau
Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Chau?
DREAMCATCHER says:
yeah, it's bye in spanish.
Santa Claus says:
Bye, DREAMCATCHER.