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Viejo Kenzo dijo: 15.03.06
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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Viejo NaCk dijo: 15.03.06
jajajaj very good!!! yeah!

peref wangen asadasa jajaj q se yo!!
Viejo ganek dijo: 15.03.06
Jajajaja Muy Bueno!!!!
Viejo piojosa666 dijo: 14.04.06
Jajajajaj muy gracioso yo lo conocía en castellano, pero leyendo en inglés los últimos párrafos te perdes sobremanera jaja.. Muy bueno
Adios.
Viejo LuLi dijo: 14.04.06
Jajaja mui buenooo
Viejo shuliet dijo: 14.04.06
Muy bueno!!! Al final resulta casi inentendible, jaja!
Viejo rb3030 dijo: 14.04.06
ajjajaja, realmente el final parece aleman...

pero no es tan dificil de leer el final, yo me tranque una vez nomas
Viejo pablito^^ dijo: 14.04.06
será verdad?



continuará...
Viejo OTHENGOR dijo: 14.04.06
Jajaja por lejos la mejor humorada que he leído hasta ahora en el forro. jajaja excelente...
Karma imaginario positivo para kenzoqui
Viejo Lukitas dijo: 14.04.06
No lo entiendo
Alguien que me lo explique :$

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