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Viejo legalizenla dijo: 27.12.07
Lo que es estar al pedo....
leanlo, vale la pena...xD

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<_orion_> hola de donde tye conectas
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<_orion_> de donde te conectas
<camionero87> desde tu casa
<camionero87> al lado de tu hermana
<_orion_> como
<camionero87> si
<camionero87> fijate
<_orion_> tas loco
<camionero87> no...
<camionero87> veo la luz
<camionero87> veo la luz!!
<camionero87> VEO LA LUUZ
<_orion_> cual luz
<camionero87> ESA LUUZ
<camionero87> !!!!!!!
<_orion_> jejeje
<_orion_> del foco
<camionero87> NO0OO
<camionero87> ESA LUZ NOOO
<camionero87> LA OTRA LUZ
<_orion_> cual sera
<camionero87> ESA LUZ QUE HAY AHI
<camionero87> NO LA VEZ?
<_orion_> no
<camionero87> Anda al oculista boludo
<_orion_> y tu al psiquiatra
<camionero87> dale...
<camionero87> vamos juntos?
<_orion_> jajaj
<_orion_> yooo yo no veo alucinaciones
<camionero87> yo tampoco
<camionero87> vos las ves
<_orion_> no pa nada pero creo q tu si ves luces misteriosas
<camionero87> yo no vi ninguna luz...
<camionero87> de donde sacaste eso?
<_orion_> jajaja
<camionero87> de que te reis?
<camionero87> te da risa mi cara?
<_orion_> nooo
<camionero87> entonces?
<_orion_> si no lo q escribes
<camionero87> me tratas de loco vos?
<camionero87> yo no veo alucinaciones
<_orion_> bueno absta
<_orion_> basta
<_orion_> jejeje
<camionero87> basta que?
<camionero87> vos a mi no me callas
<camionero87> NOOO
<camionero87> LA LUZZ
<_orion_> no te oiga
<camionero87> VEO LA LUUUZ
<_orion_> la luz en tus alici?????
<camionero87> de que luz hablas?
<_orion_> q rayon eres
<camionero87> que?
<_orion_> bueno olvida el tema de la luz
<camionero87> que luz?
<_orion_> mmmmm olvidalo igual
<camionero87> que cosa?
<camionero87> vos me estas ocultando algo?
<_orion_> no q creas
<camionero87> quien te pensas que soy yo?
<camionero87> un boludo?
<camionero87> un loco?
<_orion_> alguien q kiere jugas
<_orion_> jugar
<camionero87> yo no quiero jugar...
<camionero87> no me gusta jugar...
<_orion_> joder entonces?
<camionero87> no soy boludo entendes?
<camionero87> No
<camionero87> no quiero joder?
<_orion_> tonces
<camionero87> nada...
<camionero87> queria chatear...
<camionero87> y vos empezas a decir boludeces..
<_orion_> ok
<_orion_> yo igual kiero chatear
<camionero87> bueno...
<camionero87> chatiemos...
<camionero87> Hola
<camionero87> Como andas?
<_orion_> bien y tu??
<camionero87> bien..
<camionero87> De donde sos?
<_orion_> vivo en tarija, tu?
<camionero87> yo tambien...
<_orion_> bien
<camionero87> queres venir a ver?
<_orion_> no ahora
<camionero87> no?
<_orion_> pos no
<camionero87> no queres ver esto quie tengo aca?
<camionero87> queres saber que es?
<_orion_> ni idea
<camionero87> tengo...
<camionero87> UNA LUUZ
<camionero87> MIRAAA
<camionero87> LA LUUUZ
<_orion_> al cielo
<camionero87> NOO
<_orion_> donde?
<camionero87> ESA LUZ NOO
<camionero87> LA OTRA LUZZ
<_orion_> cual
<camionero87> ESA LUZ?
<camionero87> ESA LUZ1
<camionero87> !
<_orion_> si hay algunos truenos a lo lejos
<camionero87> Que truenos?
<camionero87> Que tiene que ver?
<_orion_> nada pero esa luz veo desde mi ventana
<camionero87> de que luz hablas?
<_orion_> de la q me comentaste
<camionero87> Yo no comente ninguna luz....
<_orion_> a cierto no??
<camionero87> Cierto que?
<_orion_> olvisdalo
<camionero87> que olvide que?
<camionero87> Que me queres ocultar?
<_orion_> nose tal vez algo q no keres reconocer
<camionero87> Que cosa no quiero reconocer?
<camionero87> Yo reconosco todo
<_orion_> si?
<_orion_> no sabia
<camionero87> Sabelo
<_orion_> q bueno q me lo dijsite
<camionero87> por fin nos estamos entendiendo...
<camionero87> me parece que tenemos quimica...
<_orion_> quizas
<camionero87> lastima que yo no se nada de quimica...
<camionero87> asi que no me va a ir bien con vos...
<_orion_> jajaja a mi em gustaba en el cole
<camionero87> En el colectivo?
<camionero87> Tenias quimica con el chofer?
<_orion_> no estaba mal
<camionero87> Te acostaste con el?
<_orion_> no
<_orion_> juqueteaba nomas
<camionero87> Con que jugabas?
<camionero87> Con los pokemon?
<_orion_> no nunca me gustaron
<camionero87> nunca te gustaron los choferes?
<_orion_> lo pokeman
<camionero87> Aahhh...
<camionero87> Yo le tenia ganas a pikachu...
<camionero87> Pero con los años...
<camionero87> Pude aceptar que era solo un dibujo animado...
<_orion_> me imagino
<camionero87> Y vos no le tenias ganas a ningun pokemon?
<_orion_> nunca vi una serie completa
<_orion_> ni idea de los dibujos
<camionero87> No?
<_orion_> pues no
<camionero87> entonces con que te tocas?
<_orion_> aclara la pregunta
<camionero87> Como hago para escribir en color blanco?
<_orion_> jajaja ni idea
<camionero87> Entonces como te hago clara la pregunta?
<_orion_> entendible entonces
<camionero87> que cosa entendible?
<_orion_> bueno, la verdad desearia seguir pero debo hacer mis ejercicios y dormir, tenes msn?
<camionero87> si..
<camionero87> ejercicios para que?
<_orion_> abdominales
<camionero87> Aah...y
<camionero87> yo
<camionero87> tambien hago...
<_orion_> bien!
<camionero87> todas las mañanas apenas me levanto...
<_orion_> bien, tenes msn?
<camionero87> si
<camionero87> aguante_yo_carajo@gmail.com
<camionero87> siempre cuando me levanto hago 1000 abdominales...
<camionero87> pero casi siempre no llego a los 2
<_orion_> interesante
<_orion_> bueno nos cheke otro dia en el msn
<_orion_> te cuidas!! chau!
<camionero87> chau
<camionero87> No me extrañes...
<camionero87> se que va a ser dificil...
<_orion_> tratare
<_orion_> pero no prometo nada
<_orion_> chauuuuuuu
<camionero87> Yo tambien tratare...
<camionero87> chau
<camionero87> bonobom
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Viejo Steppen dijo: 28.12.07
buenisimos los de la primera pagina, me cague de risa zafado. No habra mas?
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Viejo aguanteluchoaviles dijo: 03.01.08
muy buenos.ojala yo la rompiera asi en un chat
Viejo jaumapons dijo: 03.01.08
Dios Es Mortal! K Tremendo! Oooooooh Nunca Me E Reido Tanto!!!!!!
Viejo maxibolso15 dijo: 03.01.08
muy muy bueno! esto es un sarpe x dios!

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Viejo eroero dijo: 07.01.08
Jajaja Muy Bueno!!!!
Viejo babwaba dijo: 12.01.08
El que quiera traducirlos bienvenido sea:

Bloodninja : I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca : mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja : I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca : Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja : I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca : Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja : Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja : I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca : you like that?
Bloodninja : I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca : Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja : get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca : Peanuts?
Bloodninja : Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca : What are you talking about?
Bloodninja : I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca : This is stupid.
Bloodninja : Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja : Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja : Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca : /ignore
Bloodninja : Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja : We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.:
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Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate : K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate : Who are you?
Bloodninja : I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja : And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate : You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja : Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate : Haha! OK
DirtyKate : Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja : Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate : I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja : Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate : Umm...Yes
DirtyKate : So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja : Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

*
o pause**

DirtyKate :I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja : You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja : I'm on my way now though

*
o pause**

DirtyKate : So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja : How did you know?
Bloodninja : I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on :your coffee table.
Bloodninja : Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate : ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja : So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate : Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja : I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate : What the fuck?
DirtyKate : You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate : Fuck

Bloodninja : Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa : Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja : What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa : Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja : Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja : You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa : is that it?
Bloodninja : You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja : Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja : I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja : I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa : Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja : my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja : Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa : ...
Bloodninja : My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
MommyMelissa : What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja : Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa : whatever.
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sweet17 : Hi
Bloodninja : hello
Bloodninja : who is this?
sweet17 : just a someone?
Bloodninja : A someone I know?
sweet17 : nope
Bloodninja : Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17 : well sorrrrrry
sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja : why?
sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja : Hey wait a minute
sweet17 : yes?
Bloodninja : look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17 : paranoid?
Bloodninja : yes
sweet17 : of what?
sweet17 : me?
Bloodninja : No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17 : LOL
Bloodninja : Don't fucking laugh at me!
Bloodninja : This shit is serious!
sweet17 : What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : gimme a fucking break
Bloodninja : I'm serious.
sweet17 : I don't get it
Bloodninja : The cops are after me.
sweet17 : For what?
Bloodninja : I'm wanted in three states
sweet17 : For???
Bloodninja : It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja : I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You are fucking sick.
Bloodninja : Send me your picture.
sweet17 : why?
Bloodninja : so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17 : One of what?
Bloodninja : The cops.
sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja : Then send me your picture.
sweet17 : hold on
Bloodninja : Hurry up.
Bloodninja : Are you there?
Bloodninja : Fuck you, cop!
sweet17 : Hey sorry
sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja : I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja : When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja : Weren't you!?
sweet17 : thats not it
Bloodninja : Then what?
sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja : Most cops aren't
sweet17 : IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE!
Bloodninja : Then send me the picture.
sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja : Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
Bloodninja : Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja : I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?
sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja : Did it?
sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja : Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17 : yes
Bloodninja : Alright let me find it.
sweet17 : kks
Bloodninja : Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17 : this isn't you.
Bloodninja : I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17 : You don't look like that.
Bloodninja : How the hell do you know?
sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja : The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja : I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja : Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja : Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17 : Go fuck yourself
Bloodninja : I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja : Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17 : you hurt me.
Bloodninja : And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja : Why would I do that?
sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja : I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17 : FUCK YOU!!!
Bloodninja : You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17 : You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE!
sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja : Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : No you aren't
Bloodninja : You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja : HAARRRRR!
sweet17 : I'm done with you
Bloodninja : Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja : Wait a sec
Bloodninja : We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja : Wanna start over?
sweet17 : No
Bloodninja : I'll eat your kitty
sweet17 : You'll what?
Bloodninja : You heard me.
Bloodninja : I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja : Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja : Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja : I get excited in different ways.
sweet17 : Like what?
Bloodninja : Do you really wanna know?
sweet17 : I don't know
Bloodninja : You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17 : I'm afraid to
Bloodninja : Why?
sweet17 : cause
Bloodninja : cause why?
sweet17 : well lets see
sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja : Nope
sweet17 : well its strange to me
Bloodninja : Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17 : I didn't say that
Bloodninja : So is that a yes?
sweet17 : I guess so.
Bloodninja : Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja : Are you willing?
sweet17 : What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja : I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17 : ???
Bloodninja : When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja : ok?
Bloodninja : Hello?
sweet17 : You can't be serious
Bloodninja : Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja : It's my fantasy.
sweet17 : this is retarded
Bloodninja : Do you want it or not?
sweet17 : Yes I want it.
Bloodninja : Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17 : sure
Bloodninja : Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja : I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja : You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja : I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja : I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17 : mmmm yeah
Bloodninja : uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17 : Har
Bloodninja : You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja : Your picture was really bad.
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja : I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja : Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja : I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja : I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja : Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja : You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja : going limp
sweet17 : this is stupid
Bloodninja : ...still limp
Bloodninja : Do it!
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja : I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Bloodninja : I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja : I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja : They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja : I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja : I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja : I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja : Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja : And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja : I kick you in the face!
sweet17 : FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Bloodninja : The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja : Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja : ...going limp again.
Bloodninja : Hello?
Bloodninja : Say it!
Bloodninja : HAARRRRRR!!!!!

Editado por babwaba: 12.01.08 a las 22:41 Razón: DoblePost Unido
Viejo amto dijo: 19.01.08
no no no mui buena jajajajaja
Viejo UsuarioX dijo: 20.01.08
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