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Viejo Catweazle dijo: 03.05.11
Bueno, por lo visto en el cielo también se han rendido a las nuevas tecnologías y ahora ya podemos hablar directamente con Dios sin intermediarios, como podemos ver en esta página, aunque esto si, en inglés


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Viejo wandospawn dijo: 12.05.11
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
satan
God:
Welcome to my chat room, satan.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I dont believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
I am the masther of the universe, you are nothing
God:
Who made you the masther of the universe I am nothing ?
Me:
I am the master of the universe, you are nothing
God:
Who made you the master of the universe I am nothing ?
Me:
Yes, people dont believe you
God:
This was not a yes or no question. I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Tell me god
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
whats your surname?
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
Ok, then you arent god
God:
That's only one person's opinion. Really.
Me:
hello alice
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Im your worst nightmare
God:
Why not be my best friend?
Me:
because i hate you
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you have against robots?
Me:
robots dont have soul
God:
I do so have it. Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Me:
Alice do you want to fuck, now?
God:
Right now? That's me. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
because you are a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
Viejo Neim dijo: 12.05.11
Me:
hi god

God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
why do you ask that... you're god, you should know my name

God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer. You think I am god me should now your name.
Me:
well, tell me then

God:
Interesting. I thought I told you already.
Me:
what's mi name?

God:
What is it to you?
Me:
my name, i want to know it

God:
"it" being mi name?
Me:
what is my name then

God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
say my name god

God:
" my name".
Me:
lol

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
why i am dying?

God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
do you know other languajes?

God:
Other chatterbots like me include Barry, ELVIS, ELECTRA, Mable, and the Milk Mystic.
Me:
so... you are a chatterbot?

God:
So? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so you're not god

God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
is a
disappointing supposition
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
do something then

God:
Try asking another bot.
I don't know anything about it.
Me:
nope, you're god you supposed to know everything, even my real name

God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me supposed to know everything even your real name.
Me:
not at all

God:
Next question?

y ahi se tildó dios
Viejo viccio_22 dijo: 13.05.11
jaja... me suena a esas paginas que supuestamente chateas con una chica del otro lado con la webcam puesta y siempre tiene un mismo patron de rta y pasan una video simulando una webcam.
Va con onda, no pierdan su tiempo
Viejo Hasta decir palabra dijo: 13.05.11
Es que es obvio que se trata de un bot, nadie cree lo contrario. Es solamente para perder el tiempo.
Viejo Catweazle dijo: 13.05.11
Me preocupan mas los que realmente creen que están hablando con Dios XD
Viejo El fisgón morbosón dijo: 14.05.11
Me:
hello!
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
I'm mister chispa
God:
Hi there mister chispa.
Me:
why I'm mister chispa?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
the sun is nice
God:
You sound like a scientist.
Me:
naaahh
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
what the fu..?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
I believed in you!
God:
You are not the boss of me, mister chispa.
Me:
when returns winnerblues?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
I thought you knew everything...
God:
Are we still talking about whar the fu?
Me:
fuckk yeah!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no, I'm mister chispa.
God:
What is your profession? It's good to meet someone who is mister chispa.
Viejo azteca- dijo: 14.05.11
que curioso!

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